- The day my sister came home from being born at the hospital (and the red swingset I got as payment for this event).
- My locker combination from high school: 16-2-34.
- Every phone number from every house I've lived in:
- (966-8294 Fair Oaks, California)
- (232-1370 Denver, Colorado)
- (394-1541 Arlington Heights, Illinois)
But the one thing I CANNOT remember is that I do NOT look
I should NOT try to get that cute boy's attention as I'm leaving the gym.
I should NOT try to smile at him as we cross paths.
Red face.
Sweat in all places.
Swollen eye bags.
Hair in all directions
Boobs SQUASHED flat into a sports bra(s)
And most likely hunched over or walking extra tenderly.
"If being sexy was a crime, I'd be guilty as charged," said me never.
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